Shakespeare
I was walking on a vast lane,
And I thought of a person Cleverly Insane.
My heart had just hardened,
And I thought he was a Spartan.
They called him William Shakespeare,
A strange outfit, he would wear.
But that man was Clever.
He is immortal for ever.
He is a man of Several Dramas,
And he can cure Trauma.
His poems are resplendent,
And he’s very much Independent.
He deserves one Pendant.
And he needs no Amendment.